boredom is the slow decay of youth

economic recessions blagh blagh. i am tired of hearing the same old business rhetoric over and over, these days its hard not to sling out dry humor like a repeater crossbow, piercing the sorry saps of this lost degeneration. the universe is indifferent to my trivial existence so i dont blame you for this shitty streak of unemployment, but damn, a brother needs to stack his papes. honest money? yeah fucking right. but until i can somehow pull off a mastermind heist its gonna be toiling away under the stalemating heat lamps for a little longer.